The Duc Pond

I’m the greatest programmer in the world!

That’s what I’d be saying if I had my code done Friday like I was supposed to. Or if I had designed something magnificently elegant even within the confines of the not-really-OO template we were forced to use. I don’t blame myself, though. If you ever doubted the truth behind Office Space and Dilbert, don’t! And a note to future unemployed self: It’s not your fault you no longer know a damn thing about object-oriented programming. It was beaten out of you every single day.