The Duc Pond

I’m not sure why, but I was reading customer reviews of the Daredevil DVD and came across this injustice to English:

Deer Senator McCain, It, December 10, 2003
Reviewer: etroves (see more about me) from Trovesville
Aflac is blind, like in reel life, he cabnt sea his iminant divorce, what a daredevil. Aflac is not natural hair, folcacly challended. I thought he was best actor/ writer but why isn’t Damon in this film. I think htey right all their mvoes togterher? Why? Can enyone explain? This movie is a real movie, thought, I htink the ocmic is goiod and this pays leverage to tolkien as well. But why, again, why is daemon not co-writing wiht aflac here? Can any locomotive whisper the password is open-sesame to me and the warg?

People are morons. Or they try too hard to be humorous. Either way, etroves sucks ass.