The Duc Pond

group hug // anonymous online confessions

You’ve gotta check that site out. I wish I had thought of it myself. As you can see from the haiku and DucLink stuff I’m really into anonymous submissions. It can get addictive seeing what people confess to. As one Nintendork said, “The internet is already the best way to libel anonymously, why not tell the truth anonymously?”

Here are some good ones:

I wanted to kill my husband last year but he ended up killing himself. I wonder if my hopes of his death was enough for him to kill himself. Since then, i’ve tried to convince myself i wanted other people to die but they don’t kill themselves….:(

I was waiting for my family to pick me up at my apartment for a big family dinner, but they were coming late. So I sat in front of the TV and started to channel surf. I was quickly distracted by a Wild On episode with Brooke Burke wearing nothing but a bikini in the bahamas. After a few intense moments at staring at her perfect bare belly, I decided to whip out the old hand cream and pulled down my pants and began masturbating. It was pretty intense. I turned up the intensity trying to make sure that I came before the next commercial break. Then suddenly I heared the door jar wide open, and my entire family walked in my living room, with my hand stuck on my peter. There was an initial shock of surprise, but I knew I couldn’t stop, so I jizzed in front of my family. I ran back into the bathroom in front of their petrified faces, where I washed my hands and grabbed some toilet paper to clean up after myself.

When I was young I had a neighbor who was retarded. He was in his late 30s and had a skinny-fat-man thing goin? on. One day my cousin and I were playing outside and my retarded neighbor comes up to us and asked what we’re up to. I say, “Look were eating all these dandelions,” as I pick up a dandelion and pretend to put it in my mouth and chew. My cousin follows my gesture and reassures him that they?re yummy. My neighbor gets excited and wants to try. My eyes search the bed of yellow flowers. ?Hey! This one looks good?, I yell, pointing to the ground. He picks up the chosen dandelion and puts it in his mouth. Immediately, he spits it out and says ?Yuck! Bitter!? I made him eat a dandelion with dog shit on it.

I’m 38, I have been in love with the same woman for 6 years. Once in a while I have to look after her elderly aunt of 90. In the act of putting lotion on her back she guided my hand to a certain area for her satisfaction. I’m not a sick person and have never done this before, but I did , out of kindness, indilge her. now I feel completly crushed inside, but I absolutly can never tell anyone. I’m so depressed about betraying my fience that thoughts of self harm have entered my mind. I don’t know what to do.
Sincerely a good person now lost.

I’m male and I always pick Princess Peach in any Mario game, and get really peeved when someone else does. I even have that “Peach has got it!” phrase perfected.

Everytime I go to a party at my friend’s house, I steal one of their Nintendo games. I don’t really feel guilty since they hardly play them and they have a great collection of NES games. They are having a big party on New Years and I plan on making a good heist. That felt good to say.

I switch my mobile phone to vibrate and place it on my bollocks while I masturbate to pictures of girls from StarTrek

If you find a good one, please leave a comment below with a link to it (or just paste it in).