The Duc Pond

That’s what Jeremy and Rita said yesterday (or Jerita Hendergould as they’re collectively known). Congratulations to them on their wedding. It was very fun. At the reception they entered the room to “The Imperial March” from Empire Strikes Back (he had been bragging about that for some time, but I actually forgot and was quite surprised to hear it). Both of their rings are inscribed with a touching phrase: “Your ass is mine”. Music was very ’90s, which was neat. Very good food, especially the wide variety of hors d’oeuvres (or “horse do-overs” as Launchpad McQuack would say). Cool Jewish traditional thingy where they launched Jeremy and Rita up on high as they sat in chairs. Overall very cool! Congratulations again!

Also, I hope I can get Amy to agree to some humorous touches in our wedding.